I'm not exactly in the mood to write, I don't even have time for that, but if I don't I think what's inside is gonna rot and take whatever is left of a good thought with it, so, here it goes: I need changes. I don't mean I need to change my hair cut, change the color of it (I rather say PUT some color on it, the greys are starting to take over!), I don't need new clothes nor a new bedroom layout (I'll try to put some furniture in it this time ;D), I need a new LIFE.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not gonna kill myself and start again, I don't even believe on that, but seriously, I have to do something great to change things, I'm getting bored and depressed and I have to do something before that wave we've talked about takes over and drowns me like it has done in the past.
I've tried traveling (awful experience when your're depressed, a great waste of money and a mood tester), I've tried looking out for dates (it's impressive how people are boring when you're bored), I've even tried self-help worshops (YEAH, imagine ME, dear Chantal, in one of those), neither was exciting enough to even get me started, to even inspire me. So please raise your hand whoever has an idea to change my life completely, just follow a few tips before opening your naughty mouth:
1 - DON'T tell me to change my job, I love it, it's the only good thing happening to me, the only place people cheer me up for what I'm good at, besides the great monetary payoff it brings, and - I apologize to admit it - I LOVE getting well paid, I'm sorry if you don't;
2- DON'T tell me to hook up with someone, instead of wasting my creative sarcastic answers, be pro-active, INTRODUCE ME TO SOMEONE HOT, it would help if it's someone who already shows a shade of interest on me;
3- DON'T advise me to get professional help, I already pay a therapist just to realize I can make a 60-something-year-old gentleman look perplex, with that lost face of "I'm not sure what else we could do, my dear...", and I can can tell, it's expensive;
4- DON'T lend me self-help books. THEY ALL SUCK;
5- (Similar to tip #2) DON'T tell me to hang out with my friends more often, start by introducing me to fun/ smart/ cool/ inteligent people and then convince them I'm all that too;
6- PLEASE, D-O-N-N-O-T tell me I complain too much, because there's people in the world that eat their on shit to survive or whatever, that's their problem, I do whatever I can to help whenever I get the chance, but it doesn't mean I can't get my problems fixed until they get theirs.
So, don't rush, people, everyone is gonna have a chance to make a statement... who wants to start?
